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15
Mar
2010

Engenheiro X Petista

Um engenheiro caminhava por uma estrada, quando percebe um balão voando baixo. O balonista lhe acena desesperadamente, consegue fazer o balão baixar ao máximo possível e grita:

- Pode me ajudar? Prometi a um amigo que me encontraria com ele às 2 horas da tarde, mas já são quatro horas e nem sei onde estou. Poderia me dizer onde me encontro?

O homem da estrada responde:

- Sim! Você se encontra flutuando a uns cinco metros acima da estrada, e está a 33 graus de latitude sul e 51 graus de longitude oeste.

O balonista escuta e pergunta, com sorriso irônico:

- Você é engenheiro?

- Sim, senhor! Como descobriu?

- Simples! O que você me disse está tecnicamente correto, porém sua informação me é inútil e continuo perdido! Será que consegue uma resposta mais satisfatória?

O engenheiro raciocina por segundos e depois afirma ao balonista:

- E você é petista!

- Sim, sou filiado ao PT! Como descobriu?

- Fácil! Veja só; você subiu, sem ter a mínima noção de orientação! Não sabe o que fazer, onde está e tampouco para onde ir! Fez promessa e não tem a menor idéia de como conseguirá cumpri-la! Espera que outra pessoa resolva o seu problema, continua perdido e acha que a culpa do seu problema passou a ser minha! É petista nato !!!


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